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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you into fitness? Well how about fitness cock in your mouth?"
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"My friend peed on the floor so he can come into my room. I looked over at him and told him ""You're in"""
"""It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."" ""Not with that latitude!"""
"[in bed] HER: talk dirty to me ME: one time I licked the floor of a subway HER: I meant- ME: I use a rat as a loofa"
"Cigarettes are like hamsters Harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."
"I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo"
"What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted? Crusty"
"What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You'll never be president, Jeb."
"A defendant showed his small penis to the court to prove that he's innocent of rape The judge decided that it wouldn't stand up"
"2 blondes were walking along a beach when one said, ""Look! A dead bird!"" The other looked up."