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Joke of the Day

"When someone says ""It is what it is,"" I reply, ""Isn't it?"" so we can both sound useless."

"My friend and I saw a hobo sleeping in the park with a memory foam pillow... My friend turned to me and said, ""What a truly lucky man!"""

"Sorry if you already know this one A Hipster, a vegan and a feminist walk into a bar... How do I know? They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes"

"Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect). Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one. Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one."

"Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk."

"The good thing about having a lot of followers is that for every thousand there's about one who actually reads your tweets."

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box"

"Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught? Because he couldn't throw away the evidence"

"What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran"