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Joke of the Day
"Today I heard a critical speech about masturbation It was very touching, to say the least"
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"Knock knock*** Who's there? Ask me a predictable question. Ask me a predictable question who? Okay. Very good. Thank you for your cooperation. You are very welcome."
"My girlfriend said to me that she wanted me to tease her, so I said, ""All right, fatty."""
"What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad? I don't know but my dad said it was a mistake :D"
"What do you call sex with an ex? sex"
"What do sex and air have in common? They're no big deal unless you aren't getting any."
"Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd beaspirin tablets!"
"Police:Is there anything you can tell us about your attacker. Me:He was much better at fighting than me. Police:Ok is there anything else?"
"Just a taste... Lemme kiss that newborn so I know what the inside of your wife tastes like."
"What do you call shit that comes out with a fart? An Unexpecturd."