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Joke of the Day

"Monica Lewinsky says she's not voting for Hillary if she runs because... ...the last time a Clinton was in the White House it left a bad taste in her mouth!"

"Why did the H kill itself? because the G had"

"Did you hear about the new wine that the Taliban is selling in the US to help fund its war efforts? They call it ""White Infidel."""

"One did one redditor say to the other? Heard it."

"What do bees use to do their hair? Honeycombs!"

"Some Irish feminists decided to go braless to make a statement, but one named Erin wouldn't do it. So the rest of the group got really angry and shouted at her: Erin, go braless!"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender"

"Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? *smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds*"

"What did the incestual burger say to his son who's leaving for college? Meat again soon. Nice buns by the way (Lettuce keep that between us)."

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way."