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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jew greet their friends? ""Challah!"""
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"A classic Dutch bakerjoke * A man walks into a bakery. * Baker: How can I help you? * Man: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!! * Baker: Get out dad, i'm trying to work."
"Treating testicular cancer.. takes balls."
"Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box"
"What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !"
"What's the filthiest joke you know? Here's mine How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes of blood."
"My password is the last 9 digits of pi."
"I was on a first date. ""How many women have you slept with?"" she asked. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten?"" ""Oh, I say. Go on then."" she laughed. I said, ""0."""
"When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning."
"Me: What's w/the ice pack? 12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache? 12: Yes."