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Joke of the Day
"I need help I've spent every waking moment of this year browsing reddit"
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"What do pizzas and blow jobs have in common... Even when there a bit shit, there still pretty fucking good."
"[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this? [next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?"
"The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff"
"Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway."
"if formula for area of a circle is true, whats the shape of pi. square"
"Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don't like."
"The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear."
"One of Hillary Clinton's personal emails... [deleted]"
"I told the car salesman my phone kept dying... So he gave me a Charger"