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Joke of the Day

"Apple is hiring McDonald's employees.... .....Do you want a Dongle with that?"

"My mom told me not to hang out with bad girls, she never said don't be one."

"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"

"If there's a sock on my doorknob... It means I'm having sex with the other one."

"allentine's ay. For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th."

"one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't know my xbox headset was still on and the other gamers heard me give myself a pep talk"

"If you know shes had a bad day just ask her how she is doing. Then when shes talking you can think of a good tweet that makes fun of her day"

"I asked an Australian to greet me... He kept beating around the bush saying ""I might""."

"What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense. Didn't you watch the movie?"