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Joke of the Day
"what do you call the study of color? cyance"
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"Last call for me is when my phone is at 10% battery."
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"Damn girl, if you was a fruit you'd be a fineapple, if you was a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital as often as I could."
"9*picking his nose* wife:Get your finger out of your nose! me [alone in the bedroom] *takes finger out of nose* *whispers* How did she know?"
"If you work for Samsung.. does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?"
"[3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes] ""im not looking for any trouble"" all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD"
"a photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and he replies, ""no, I'm traveling light."""
"[therapy session] THERAPIST: ok...I totally respect your feelings & you sound genuine...but that was just the plot of Jurassic Park ME: nuh uh"
"My electric car is getting a service, so I have to drive an acoustic one."