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Joke of the Day

"what do you call the study of color? cyance"

"It's so weird how everyone's taste buds are different, but only mine are right."

"How do fish party Seaweed"

"Pot smokers like to say it's safe because it's natural. Other safe natural things include sunburn, poison ivy, and being eaten by a bear."

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"How are Polish Girls like Hockey Players? They both change pads after 3 periods"

"If we were really supposed to give up alcohol or Lent, they wouldn't have put St. Patrick's Day in the middle of it."

"What's considered an homemade gift in China? An IPhone."

"Geek Booty Call... Fan Fiction You're totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter."

"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"