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Joke of the Day

"Really Funny Joke What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"

"Ellen pao and reddit admins walk into a bar... Everyone was happy to see them and had a great time once they were there... Ill also accept ...and then the bar burned down..."

"Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet"""

"Inception *A van falls into a river* (Duration: 148 minutes)"

"ME: do dogs think we have three mouths because we pick stuff up with our hands? VET: where exactly is your dog ME: he's uh coming later"

"Ever heard the song Coldplay wrote about the American Civil War? It goes: ""When you try your best, but you don't secede""."

"The tree and the wind. What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind? I went out on a limb."

"The technology behind whiteboards is remarkable."

"The world is so politically correct these days. You used to be able to say ""black paint."" Now it has to be ""Jamal can you please paint my wall?"""

"Hello sir, I'm from your internet provider. You recently said that ""homosexuality is wrong"", so we've blocked you from seeing lesbian porn."