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"Your mom's like a gong, everybody bangs her."
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"Who get's the best grades? A-sians"
"My 5 year old told me this joke: What do you call a puppy in the desert? *A Hot Dog.* Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?"
"My aunt used to say ""slow and steady wins the race"" she died in a fire"
"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"
"Don't trust anybody who owns a working printer."
"What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face"
"A farmer in (x-town) who rolled over a cart of horse manure... Is reported in ""stable condition."""