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Joke of the Day

"What did one pencil say to the other? 2B or not 2B?"

"Peter Jackson just found a postcard JRR Tolkien wrote his nephew in 1938. He's turning it into 22 nine-hour films."

"Covering your ears and screaming ""OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN"" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently."

"*Ahem, ahem* So... A needle pulling thread... "

"What do you call a stolen tamole? A hot tamole"

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"

"Did you hear a macaroni penguin is running against Trump? He's leading in the poles."

"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you, you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again"

"Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song..."