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"What dance moves do physicists do? the torque"
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"I used to steal jokes I still do, but I used to too"
"my sister... My sister asked if I wanted to have sex, I said ""well if you incest."""
"What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed ""Heaven nun"" or ""Angel nun"" you're wrong. The answer was ""Nun of the Above""."
"Obama's reaction to NSA scandal ""This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."""
"The difference between Jazz Hands and Blues Hands... The number of fingers and where you tell people to put them."
"Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood until they move."
"What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive."
"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."
"3-year-old girl My 3-year-old niece, stomping her feet in anger, making faces. Me: What's wrong ? 3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o"