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Joke of the Day
"What dance moves do physicists do? the torque"
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"I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece... ...and couldn't get a single gyro."
"What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."
"When you ask if I want fries or salad, I'll pretend it's a tough choice and we'll enjoy a genial laugh before you bring me more ketchup."
"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"
"Googled woodworking. Broke my coffee table down and built a birdhouse. Desk is now a birdhouse too. Pretty much everything's a birdhouse now"
"How do you make holy water? You boil the Hell out of it. My 12-year-old daughter claims to have invented this joke this weekend. I don't know if it's original or not."
"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""
"LinkedIn is a terrible dating site"
"Parenting: 1st kid: Document their every move 2nd kid: forget to pick them up 99% of the time"