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Joke of the Day

"woodpecker What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut? You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in."

"""Where do babies come from?"" Asked the little boy... Perplexed, his dad answers ""well they come from the store, son."" Kid looks at him with disgust and goes ""eww you had sex with the store?"""

"A new study shows that un-vaccinated children are less likely to be autistic because they are more likely to be dead."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there."

"What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!"

"When someone says ""surprise me"", I immediately drop my pants and start singing its raining men."

"How do you know when a joke has gone too far? It's elected President."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was Mweauuuuuaoooeeo"

"Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed."

"Zoology teacher was asked to substitute history teacher's class since he was on leave.. And so he did.. Describe Shahajahan's wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts"