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Joke of the Day

"woodpecker What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut? You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in."

"Why did the woman marry the shoe maker? Because she was his sole mate."

"Dead babies and rocks What is the difference between a dead baby and a rock? You can't Fuck a rock"

"What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached? Harmonica Lewinsky."

"Scientists have spliced the DNA of a human with a sea cow. Oh, the humanatee."

"Moon: Yo, Earth! Constant revolution?! Why so angry? Earth: You just don't understand the gravity of the situation. Sun: Oooh... Burn!!!"

"""F,DT I am."" - Yoda texting a girl that he's DTF"

"Whats the best thing about duct tape? It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM"

"Sex is a misdemeanor. The more I misdemeanor I get."

"My wife just dropped her keys & said ""What's WRONG with me?"" & I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question."