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Joke of the Day

"i made a joke about /r/jokes mods [Removed]"

"I was so excited when all my teachers called my work outstanding I haven't even handed it in yet!"

"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"

"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself."

"Q: Why is air a ton like sex? A: Because it's no major ordeal unless you're not getting any."

"[watching porn] This is crazy! He delivered that pizza like half an hour ago. *cups hands over mouth* IT'S GETTING COLD! IT'S GETTING COLD!"

"[doing crossword] Me: I'm looking for a word that means slight pause Her: Hiatus? Me: *erasing 'our sex life'* thanks"

"""Help me, I'm slowly turning into a ghost from the top down."" -Mrs. Butterworth"

"Did you know the Hulk has a lesser know super hero cousin with depression? Yeah, he's called the Incredible Sulk. #momstandup"

"Parachute joke if your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it!"