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Joke of the Day
"What has tiny balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine you sick fuck"
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"Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma."
"What is something that is always heard but never seen? A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat."
"A man walks into a doctors with five penises, I asked him: ""how do you put your trousers/pants on??"" He said: ""like a glove"""
"I ran the dishwasher today , but i couldnt keep up."
"""What should we name this fruit?"" ""Passion!"" ""..."" ""..."" ""Let's not let Todd name any more fruits."""
"Where do poor noodles live? The spaghetto."
"Why don't German pessimists eat pork.... They always fear the wurst."
"I think I hear burglars dear. Are you awake? No!"
"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "