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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance"

"How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop."

"What do you get when you put tea in pans pants"

"Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries? Traitor Joe's."

"What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? One's a fruit, you idiot."

"Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery, you ain't seen muffin yet"

"How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds? You debunk it."

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Hey, nice belt!"""

"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"