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Joke of the Day
"""You are what you eat."" I'm about 90% burrito."
Next Joke
"Drove past a Graveyard today... How many people are dead in there? my father says... i go unno? He says "" All of em"" dadjoked. It was 1998."
"What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!"
"estoy embarazada - Mi amor, estoy embarazada. Que te gustaria que fuera? - Una broma?."
"What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!"
"Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying"
"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like ""It wasn't that hard."""
"Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'"
"Girls can be so ungrateful. I make her breakfast in bed and instead of saying ""Thank you"" she is all like ""How did you get into my house?"""
"My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me."