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Joke of the Day

"I don't like it when my phone puts a word in ""quotals"" like I made it up or I'm stupid or something."

"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."

"What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine."

"Why did the clam go to jail? For setting up illegal shell companies!"

"Money's missing from under my pillow, I think I've been visited by the teef fairy."

"Why was Star Wars released in the order of episode 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 In charge of order, Yoda was"

"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"

"What do you call a gay Asian guy? Rice-a-Roni"

"What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert? Darude Sandstorm."

"I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby."