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Joke of the Day
"What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster? ""I'M BREADY TO DIE"""
Next Joke
"I was going to buy a greek yogurt today, every little helps. Come on guys, lets pull together."
"I think the little ledges in front of windows are silly."
"My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well."
"What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach? Flip-Flips."
"There are 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murders, but why are there no 90th degree murders? Because murder is not right"
"How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years."
"When you're cold inside, where do you stand? You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD"
"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."
"Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there."