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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"How did realism get me banned from Facebook? I sided with cancer on the ""Kids VS Cancer"" page."

"I'm going to have to rethink my time machine rental business. People keep bringing them back a day before they rented them."

"Past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense"

"*Playing catch* *dad throws ball over fence* ""I'll get it son!"" *25 years later* ""Wow he must've thrown it far"""

"Why don't Australians have sex? Because they mate. ...I'll let myself out."

"Runs away from you... Looks back to laugh at you... Runs into pole."

"What are you called if you are paid to be a thing? A pro-noun!"

"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"

"How do you turn fruits into vegetables? Drive a bus through a pride parade"