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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if someone is being a karma whore? EDIT: Wow I didn't expect this to become so popular!"

"Have you heard the one about the jump rope never mind, just skip it."

"Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos? Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!"

"What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)"

"My dad wants to open a funeral home.. Doss Family Mortuary : ""We'll take care of your stiffies for you"""

"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"

"Why do old Jews watch pornos backwards? They like to see the hookers give the money back''''"

"What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist? The vest actually does something when it's triggered."

"I can't believe how racist star wars is. Of course the only black guy never knew his father."

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"