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Joke of the Day
"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
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"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."
"The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over."
"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."
"Stay out of my dreams if you're not going to be there when I open my eyes"
"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"
"What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less."
"What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral? Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving."
"What's that? ""It's my pet rock."" Why does it look sad? DWAYNE JOHNSON: I'm hungry."
"What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?"