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Joke of the Day

"Is it just me... or are circles pointless?"

"If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake."

"Snowstorm They call me the snowstorm, I'll give you 6-8 inches and make it difficult to get around the next day."

"Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!"

"Took a random unmarked pill I found on the floor because times are tough and no matter what happens it'll make for good tweets."

"Box wine? I prefer the term Cardboardeaux."

"Snow is like sex... You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. .."

"Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets."

"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."

"What do you call a Polish dancer? A stripper"