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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim walks into the U.S Just kidding"

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"Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: ""Funny you don't feel Jewish."""
"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."
"I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy."
"Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart."
"Just made eye contact with my hot neighbor through the window Wish I didn't have 6 marshmallows in my mouth."
"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Clearly the chicken. How would an egg orgasm?"
"how can you drop a raw egg onto concrete floor without cracking it? Anyway you want, a concrete floor is very hard to Crack!"
"Save the whales. Collect the whole set."
"Why did the paraplegic man cross the road? He couldn't"