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Joke of the Day
"""How dare you judge her size..."" ""The woman has had three children!"" ""For lunch?"""
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"What does an elderly Mexican have? Senority"
"How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing? Coincerned"
"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seat-belt on"
"Next month on the 13th, the date will be 13/13/13."
"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."
"The only way I'll leave my phone in a cab is if I leave my arm in a cab."
"What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock"
"What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire? Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one"
"GabeN failed at maths exam... Because he can't count up to 3"