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Joke of the Day

"Roadside motels are a good place to stay if you haven't decided yet whether you want to kill someone or be killed."

"If I ever met the man who came up with the idea of lobotomies, I'd give him a piece of my mind."

"I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well."

"Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America."

"What's Borat's favorite neighborhood? Van Nuys"

"3 legged bear..... There was a 3 legged bear in the woods, sad as it was he ran into a one legged bear from Alaska - he was the 3 legged bears polar opposite."

"Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in Babies R Us don't have price tags."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your cuzin, let me in."

"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? you get your palm read for free"

"What is the only result for Ear-rape? Hearing AIDS."