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Joke of the Day
"knock knock who's it? omelet. omelet who? am late, open the door."
Next Joke
"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"
"Cats & Movies What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie? He paws-ed it!"
"What did Santa say when he went to a brothel? Hoe hoe hoe!"
"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell. She's got a grenade in her mouth."
"Hi 911, I'd like to report a drunk naked guy blasting off truck nuts w/ a shotgun. Time of incident? [takes drink] In about 20 minutes lol"
"Lee was born without legs, but he was incredibly determined to finish the triathlon. Slow Lee but sure Lee."
"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"
"I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list. I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard..."
"What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out."