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Joke of the Day

"A Poem Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Lol, I'm a dog."

"What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose!"

"Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West? He was afraid of Chemo-sabe."

"A woman walks into a brothel, slaps down a few hundred dollars, and exclaims, ""I want twelve inches, and I want them to hurt!"" So the doorman smacks her face with a ruler."

"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 13 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush"

"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."

"What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, moron!"

"Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am. Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear? Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER"

"Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum BeBecause they both catch things"