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Joke of the Day
"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere."
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"RT if you've followed someone on twitter and then realized you hate them."
"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of Absinthe."
"That moment when you check the price tag and sadly walk away."
"I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet."
"Why did the sperm cross the road..? I accidentally put on the wrong sock today...."
"So I heard Donald Trump is running for president again. You guys know that if he wins, we'll all be f****d, right? That's right. Fired. ;)"
"brb, taking out the trash so I took out 9gag"
"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."
"What did the retarded chef say after watching terminator PASTA LA VISTA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *TAKES OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND RUBS HIS NIPPLES*"