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Joke of the Day

"Two men were chatting in a bar ""So what do you do?"" ""I write"" ""Oh, poetry or prose?"" ""Neither, I write cartoons"" ""Why's that?"" ""No rhyme or reason"""

"What are 3 things you can't give a black man? A fat lip, A black eye and, a job. I had too.."

"You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar."

"I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I'd like whipped cream on it."

"If I wanted a Joke Id just stick the microphone to your moms vagina, the last thing that came out was a joke"

"Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter."

"[meeting the parents] Do you have one in blonde?"

"Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times? I tried that with my dishwasher and she ended up pregnant."

"I just finished my exam on communism I really hope I get good Marx"

"[party in 1939] teen: truth or dare hitler: dare teen: dare you to invade poland hitler: omg no way u guys all the teens: DO IT DO IT"