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Joke of the Day

"What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!"

"Pilot: Hi folks, I thought it'd be nice to speak to you out here instead of over the intercom. Unrelated, is anyone on board a locksmith?"

"""Shoot it down."" ""But, Mr. Putin... it's clearly a sleigh... pulled by Reindeer."" ""Shoot. It. Down."""

"A big shout out to my cat for hissing at an empty closet and keeping me in the bathtub holding a crucifix."

"How can you tell when a man pumping gas is a male porn star? Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car."

"What's the difference between a Trump interview ad-lib, and a Person of Color? One's a tangent; the other a tan gent."

"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."

"What happens when a nun becomes pregnant? They fire a Canon."

"Ask me if I'm a fire truck."

"Gay Sex How much cum does a gay man have? A buttload."