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Joke of the Day
"What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!"
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"Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar. The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison."
"Who would win a fight between Lemmy and God? Trick question. Lemmy is God *The world lost a great musician today"
"Helium Some helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses here."" The helium doesn't react."
"On the scene of a murder.. ""Detective, we found a pool of blood in the suspect's room!"" ""Hm, sounds disgusting. Clean it up and continue looking for evidence."""
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home."
"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, ""Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $."
"COP: Can you describe your attacker? ME: No COP: Didn't you see him? ME: Yes, but I have a poor grasp of adjectives"
"hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat"