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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the hockey game where all the players had leprosy? There was a face off in the corner."

"A pair of identical twins... ... on opposite banks of a river. One says ""I wish I was on that side of the river."" The other replies ""You are."""

"Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle? Because He-Man has the power."

"Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted: 1.) Flying forks 2.) Pre-fried eggs 3.) Fridge moaning/wailing 4-10.) Ghosts"

"how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?"

"woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical."

"I'm fantastic in bed I can stay asleep for 15 hours!"

"Currently the most offensive joke going through my head. What did the female Marine get moments after she was gang raped by her fellow Marines? A Dishonourable Discharge."

"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"

"What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei :)"