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Joke of the Day

"What do your cell phone settings and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone!"

"Never trust an atom they make up everything"

"A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night... The officer says ""Good evening"" and keeps on walking."

"I was asked to find the word ""Impost"" in the dictionary. it was next to impossible.."

"If you love someone, set them on fire. If they come back, it's a phoenix"

"I don't research Nihilism anymore. What's the point?"

"911? Yes, I was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, I'll hold. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST!"

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling."

"I heard Israel is planning another false flag attack... The Mossad is going to nuke Gaza and blame it on the IDF."

"Dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son? I don't know son, ask your grandfather..."