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Joke of the Day
"What is the photographer's favorite car? Ford Focus"
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"I've banged a lot of hoes and I'm planning on retiring. I heard the retirement homes have good pussy."
"Everyone stop over reacting! There was no Earthquake.... I slipped in the shower, these things happen..."
"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean!"
"Oedipus teasing... Oedipus passes near the hill and sees Sisyphus rolling the boulder up that hill. Oedipus (to Sisyphus): How's it goin'? Sisyphus: Shut up, motherfucker."
"Things men would rather do than work to raise testicular cancer awareness: eat a sandwich, watch sports, fight, die of testicular cancer."
"I like my women like I like my coffee, Quiet."
"I just bought sunglasses off of the black market The trade was very shady."
"Why will Church's chicken be losing money? Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon"
"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? You weren't there, man!"