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Joke of the Day
"What kind of type face does a pachyderm use? ele-font"
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"Bread: For when you want to wrap your food with other food, then eat it."
"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"
"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."
"A Jewish girl.. ..asks her father, ""Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?"" he says, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us."
"Where do you party on a ship? Where the funnel be!"
"My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new ""Divorce Barbie"" She comes with half of Ken's stuff."
"Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks."
"My 3 year old reported seeing a spider-cricket and I couldn't find it so we're outside watching the house burn."