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Joke of the Day
"What is Michael Bay's favorite phone? Note 7"
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"When you take a Wiz.. do you get a sense of Khalifa?"
"[g/friends dad] ""who in your opinion is the greatest football player of all time?"" Me - [say a real name say a real name] ""Football Man"""
"What did the drug test say to the addict? ""URINE TROUBLE!"""
"Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept."
"What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?"
"How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !"
"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A pilot, you racist."
"I just ate a watch... ... It was time consuming. I'm thinking of going for seconds."
"My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart."