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Joke of the Day

"What is Michael Bay's favorite phone? Note 7"

"I Gave Up Cross Country Skiing. Ever since it's all been downhill."

"Blackjack is just like my love life I always hit on 15"

"What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground? They know people will blow them."

"I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off"

"A Nerd joke.. A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave."

"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."

"A person is drowning and yelling ""HELP I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM"" A bystander tells him to shut up because he doesn't know how to swim either but he's not freaking out about it like the guy drowning."

"*does 3 or 4 pretty accurate karate kicks in front of a girl* ""Ya as I was saying my dad went to middle school with the drummer from Tesla"""