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Joke of the Day
"A bank is a place that will lend you money... if you can prove that you don't need it."
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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
"Husband catchs pregnant woman eating grass, what is it? Just pregnancy desire"
"What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster."
"This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, 'Get a life' on them. Demetri Martin"
"Why couldnt the bike stand on its own? Because it was two tired!"
"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."
"Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!"
"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"
"A 25 year old just told me she's gonna rock my world. I'm 47 so I assume she's gonna show me where to buy comfortable shoes & soft licorice"