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Joke of the Day

"I asked my local store why they don't round the 99 cent price tags to a dollar They said that there's no cents in the change"

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"Did you guys hear the one where the Imam joins the priest and rabbi walking into the bar? That's because muslims can't drink."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friends Inside of a dog, it is warm and moist."
"God: ""Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?"" Frog: ""ribbit"" God: ""haha, alright man"""
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"People often ask me if weed hurts memory I'd tell them but i don't remember."
"What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down? Coles"