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Joke of the Day

"Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Time travelers never have a good excuse for being late."

"I'm getting engaged next month. Not because I'm in love but because it's gonna look dope on Instagram."

"Did you hear about the 80 year old man who ran naked through the flower show? ...he won first place for a dried arrangement!"

"Contact Ad ""Seeking man with ponytail. Hairstyle doesn't matter"""

"What do you call a sarcastic mountain chain? The Kappalachians."

"""It just feels so good to have a clean apartment!"" - someone who's never killed a bear with a sword"

"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"

"I used to have an addiction to dirt But I've now been clean for over a year"

" Client not paid? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away"