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Joke of the Day

"To the people that put their Twitter link in their own Twitter profile: Thank you. I would have never found you otherwise."

"Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting..."

"If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"

"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? He hasn't either."

"What do you call a man with his hand up a horses ass? An Amish mechanic. A favorite from Robin Williams"

"""Whoa! It's really hot in here!"" ""Sorry, Should I leave?"""

"Statistics show that for every two people Chuck Norris killed, he impregnated one."

"Open heart surgery? No, just rip it out."

"A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$... Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!"

"What do you call a prostitute that does both men and women? An omniwhore"