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Joke of the Day
"Last night I dreamed about eating a huge cotton candy. When I woke up, my pillow was missing."
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"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"
"The letter I takes up less room than the letter W yet they're both counted as one character. If Twitter was an Airline this wouldn't happen."
"I don't trust insomniac philosophers... They're up to know good."
"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom!...haha"
"*Hello this is your pilot speaking, we still have about 9 hours in the air so let me entertain you folks reading you some of my tweets*"
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? The woman won't take a 2.5 inch floppy."
"They said if gay marriage became legal, people would start marrying dogs and cats, but I guess that was just another bs political promise."
"What kind of eye disease do vampires get? Dracular degeneration."
"Spain's king, Juan Carlos, has stepped down from the throne to make way for his son, who is more popular. Which, by the way, would be the worst ""Game of Thrones"" episode ever."