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Joke of the Day

"Hey Jerry Sandusky! What's the best thing about sex with twenty nine year olds? There's twenty of them!"

"What do selfies make me want to do? Shoot myself"

"What do you call a penis potato? A dictator!"

"A Burglar got into the house of a Lawyer the other day... After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him."

"In America, people rob banks ... In Soviet Russia, Banks rob you ! :)"

"<at a baptism> *leans over* Me:What's the WiFi password? Him:Jesus Christ, dude! Me:That makes sense....is it case sensitive?"

"What's In Hitlers Nose? Snotzies"

"I just bought a dozen donuts if anyone's looking for a sugar mama."

"Is it weird that Nirvana's In Utero album cover turns me on? No wait, it isn't In Utero. It's...Nevermind"

"What do you call an extremely constipated person? Whatever you like. They don't give a shit."