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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a grasshopper jump on cement. THEY'RE EVOLVING."
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"Iron Man is actually a woman He's a Fe Male."
"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."
"Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok"
"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"
"What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"
"A Boy Fuked His Girls Friend Suddenly he understands It's her boy friend..actually Girl Friend Come To His dream......"
"How do deaf people meet online? Simple, they just ask ""ASL?"""
"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."