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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mood ring I really just don't know how to feel about it."
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"My wife's been missing for a week and the police said to prepare for the worst..... ...so I went to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."
"Drugs have taken me to some really dark places in my life... Seriously, like really poorly lit crack houses"
"As confused as an atheist who's stuck behind a car that isn't moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you love God"
"What is ET short for? He's only got those little legs."
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine"
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't ."
"You shouldn't joke fat people. They have enough on their plate as it is."
"Early christians supported marijuana usage. Just think about how many get stoned."
"American Apparel has really cornered the market on the modern, independent date rape victim."