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Joke of the Day
"What is ET short for? He's only got those little legs."
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"Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care."
"What's the best thing about being a meth addict? Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!"
"I donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic.. I wouldn't take no as an answer"
"A lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill."
"I woke up this morning to the maid beating on my door So I finally let her out."
"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."
"""Name?"" queries the Starbucks barista. The almighty feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl only sighs."
"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."
"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."