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Joke of the Day
"What is ET short for? He's only got those little legs."
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"[NSFW] What goes between boobs, and gets longer the more you pull on it? A seatbelt"
"Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop Called Monsters Ink"
"Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldnt: I'm not that smart and people are already mad at me from other stuff I did"
"I bought an air filtration system on black friday It's already collecting dust in the basement."
"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."
"Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? Because they weren't getting a square meal."
"So many women in the world, but out of all the men in the world who has the best picks? Probably climbers and miners."
"red ring xbox My First Weekly Meme, Bad Luck Brian and his xbox :D"
"Lady, your baby needs to chill. This is MY Binky. I found it fair and square after ""someone"" threw it on the ground. Finders keepers."