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Joke of the Day
"A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, his quick reaction killed him."
Next Joke
"Dear Evolution, It's a conference call, not a bear attack. How about making me super eloquent instead of the heart rate and adrenaline?"
"Why did the podiatrist want to change careers? Because he always felt defeat."
"Men, what's worse than Satan himself? Satan herself"
"Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... it's called 'wedding cake'"
"What's a bartender's favorite book? Tequilla mocking bird."
"I hate people who... I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."
"Who me? Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting ""free candy"" on the side of creepy looking vans."
"I dont get laid nearly enough for someone who can name five different types of pokemon."
"I hate listening to music during sex... There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there."