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Joke of the Day
"""Oh Shit, Was That Today?"" an autobiography"
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"Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair."
"I was told my $750 iPhone would improve the quality of my phone calls, but my family keeps calling telling me the same shit."
"The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you."
"Having sex is just like riding a bike. A strategically placed baseball card makes it sound like a motorcycle."
"I find it disappointing that the word ""stealth"" doesn't have a silent letter in it."
"What is the definition of a menstrual period ? A bloody waste of fucking time."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"
"Two over achievers walk into a bar.. Clearly it wasn't set high enough."