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Joke of the Day

"I got a new tag on my car On the front of my car, there's a license plate that says ""Dodge."" That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion."

"Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10? Because 7.. 8.. 9"

"Why don't Germans like humour? Because it's inefficient!"

"A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... Some body was in a rush."

"It's great that they're searching for Amelia Earhart again,, But I think we've got to brace these people,, there's a good chance she's not alive"

"Fox is good on Final Destination... but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines."

"What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter? 8008132"

"3 y/o: I want a bagel Me: We don't have any 3 y/o: You're a idiot Me: How did you survive your abortion"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...*"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews gave him the gas bill."