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Joke of the Day
"Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs."
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"funny Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."
"I'm not fat! My DNA's just bold font."
"Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties."
"I was going to tell you a gay joke butt fuck it"
"My wife is not speaking to me. We watched an old video of our wedding and she realized that I said ""You'll do"" instead of ""I do."""
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? because it didnt want to swim in the hot chocolate"
"I was so excited when I saw the Nail Polish advertisement Because I want to sleep with this girl from Poland"
"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."
"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."