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Joke of the Day
"Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs."
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"Either Narnia has really gone downhill or I'm just sitting in some guy's closet."
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Wrong size. Should have bought from Zappos. (Note: original story reference here - it wasn't Hemingway: http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/babyshoes.asp)"
"What's better than a dozen roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."
"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."
"I'd tell you a joke about fellatio, but it sucks."
"Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window... If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in..."
"Daddy, there's a man at the door with a beard! Tell him I already have one."
"Does your camera know you've been using it to look like a whore?"
"Why are 90 degree angles so cocky? Because they are always right"