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Joke of the Day
"At the Bar I was not drunk.. ...At morning I discovered me on my bed but nude!!"
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"Sir your resume is just a list of songs you can play in Guitar Hero on expert ""yea"" Even trogdor? ""fo sho"" Alright, welcome to Led Zeppelin"
"I'm at my most Mexican when I'm chatting about a movie and I suddenly pronounce Antonio Banderas like a Telemundo newscaster."
"What's a Drill Sergeant's term for an erection? Penis weakness leaving the body."
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"I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs... but I quit because there was too much negativity."
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"Wanna hear a joke? Two men are about to have a duel and Man #1 tells Man #2 to draw his blade! Well Man #2 takes out some charcoal and papyrus and begins to draw a picture of his sword."